Wit as Perceived by a Finance Geek



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My personal favorite. True story. To see why it's my favorite, read about the law humanity defies.



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Top Seven Things You'll Never Hear from a Business Consultant
  1.  You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
  2. Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added".
  3. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
  4. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
  5. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
  6. Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
  7. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.

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"We, particularly Americans, are very good at blowing stuff up. We're less good at understanding where the pieces go after it blows up."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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I just love the touch. By the way, I found this on a website with an ironic name www.greekshares.com.

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