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My personal favorite. True story. To see why it's my favorite, read about the law humanity defies.
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Top Seven Things You'll Never Hear from a Business Consultant
- You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
- Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or
"value-added".
- How about paying us based on the success of the project?
- This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
- Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
- Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
- I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
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"We, particularly Americans, are very good at blowing stuff up. We're less good at understanding where the pieces go after it blows up."- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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